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→ 19 May 13 at 10 pm (Source: oss5031, via ohwowbut-fuck-you)

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→ 19 May 13 at 10 pm purgatorybitches:

I’m still laughing my ass off at my desktop.

(via ohwowbut-fuck-you)

(Source: gardeniasinthesun, via ohwowbut-fuck-you)

superwizardmagic:

Iron Man 3 and The Incredibles parallels - 1/?

SO GLAD I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE WHO REALIZED THIS

WHERE’S MY SUPER SUIT

(via sstilass)

♥ 167784
→ 19 May 13 at 9 pm fraxtil:

WHOA LOOK OUT SKRILLEX

(via lanadelwhore)

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→ 19 May 13 at 9 pm teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

(via kristhalclear)

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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→ 19 May 13 at 9 pm

sethymiles:

I like the look Nicki gives like “yup that bitch”

(via ohwowbut-fuck-you)

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→ 19 May 13 at 9 pm

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

(via ohwowbut-fuck-you)

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→ 19 May 13 at 9 pm

keep-calm-stay-healthy:

befittingfitness:

NO.

but wait i checked on their twitter and this tweet wasnt there??

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→ 19 May 13 at 9 pm

pokemoncolosseum:

onlytheilluminatisurvive:

i cant breathe

neither can her toes

(Source: palegingerbabies, via ohwowbut-fuck-you)

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→ 19 May 13 at 9 pm

I was hungry so I bought some animal crackers at Target.

Cashier guy: ok that will be 1.39

Me: uh can I get a bag too please?

Cashier guy: *gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*

Me: thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know

Cashier guy: what just be like "YEH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"

Cashier guy (as I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL

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→ 17 May 13 at 1 pm (via someekindofmadness)

♥ 27248
→ 17 May 13 at 1 pm (Source: thecutestboysever, via thecutestboysever)

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→ 17 May 13 at 1 pm

lynzave:

geezjenner:

lynzave:

I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying

and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA

COVERED IN ECTOPLASM

AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR US

I don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once

I was a C section check your privilege

(via falling-st4rs12)

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→ 17 May 13 at 1 pm (Source: loudlydream, via sstilass)

belonging to summer

I was hungry so I bought some animal crackers at Target.